Monday, January 24, 2011

Treadmill Blues

Sometimes running without going anywhere can be a welcome change. Other times...not so much.


Time: 1:05
Distance: 7 miles
Effort: Easy
Body: Fair
Weather: Indoors

Busy day = post-dinner trip to the rec center's row o' treadmills.

Ran six miles at 1.5 percent grade in 50 minutes. Cooled down with a one-mile powerhike at 14 percent grade.  Was really eager to get this one done.

I was one treadmill over from a LOUD TALKER.  She was chatting away, LOUDLY, with the guy next to her. Despite three treadmills and all the foot-slapping and machine noise that goes with them, plus the fact I was wearing headphones and blasting Slobberbone, I still couldn't drown out her VOICE.  I think she was communicating at some specific sound frequency that can penetrate anything.  She may well have been surreptitiously testing a new CIA vocal weapon on us unsuspecting fitness buffs.

Fortunately, she wrapped it up (completed her experiment?) before I did.

Followed up the run with 20 minutes of weight work, most while standing on a Bosu Ball, and then a few planks.

A rockin' gem from Slobberbone:

5 comments:

  1. I suggest aggressive nose blowing.

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  2. Two words: hearing test.

    And, of course self-awareness is a virtue that is not be taken for granted.

    I've had the same experience on 14ers, as in: talking all the way up and down LOUDLY. At least on trails, I can just run faster and escape :)

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  3. hahaha. I hear your pain. At least she wasn't just standing on the treadmill (while all the others are in use) talking on her phone, which has happened to me before.

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  4. I have yet to succumb to any tread mill running this winter, and after reading that I have even further renewed my resolve to live treadmill free...thanks for taking one for the team!

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  5. GZ - Team Snot rides again!

    MTR2 - there are some places where silence is specifically appropriate. I know realize treadmill rows is one.

    Steve - I would have HAD TO SAY SOMETHING TO HER IF SHE HAD BEEN TALKING THAT LOUD ON THE PHONE!

    Aaron - Fight the power!

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